Rich Lady Hates It When Poor Kids Trick-or-Treat In Her Neighborhood

Dear Prudence is often a cesspool of awful people needing awful advice for their awful problems. And then Prudence sometimes gives awful advice. This week, the advice is good, but the question? So awful you may want to take your laptop and throw it against the nearest wall. (I know I did, but Applecare doesn't cover… » 10/24/14 9:30am Yesterday 9:30am

A Puppy and a Hedgehog Go On a Swim Together OMG Are You Kidding Me

You guys. This is just. It's so special. It involves a puppy and a hedgehog frolicking in a kiddie pool and I don't think I can take it. And when they show the hedgehog in slow motion? She's basically Bo Derek in Ten but sexier and better at running and also without those braids, which is a huge plus. » 10/23/14 8:45pm Thursday 8:45pm

Drunk Tour Guide on Her Last Day on the Job: 'Fuck the Chinese'

San Francisco is often referred to as a cultural melting pot, and many assume that people who are racist, sexist, heterosexist and all other manner of -ist just don't live here. Unfortunately, a wonderful tour guide is here to prove the world wrong with her hate-filled rant about the Chinese, » 10/23/14 7:20pm Thursday 7:20pm

High School: 'Tasteful and Stylish' Guns OK In Senior Portraits

The citizens of Broken Bow, Nebraska have spoken and their voices will be heard: Any teen graduating from the town's high school will be allowed to pose with a gun on their shoulder, their lap, or swinging nonchalantly from one arm like a fashion accessory. The only catch? The photo has to be appropriate. » 10/23/14 5:30pm Thursday 5:30pm

Here's Sia's Version of 'You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile'

How excited are you about the upcoming Annie remake that is about to take over this holiday season? Are you excited enough to watch the original film over and over in anticipation? Or to annoy your partner with repeated playings of the original cast recording so that he's ready and can fully enjoy the film when it… » 10/22/14 9:00pm Wednesday 9:00pm

Maymo and Penny Are Here for All of Your Treats (and Heart)

Auggghhhh, Halloween is only a week away, but these dogs have started early and I literally cannot even. I am like 257% done right now because Maymo and Penny's costumes (and pained and patient expressions) are the cutest thing I've seen all week. I feel faint, does anyone have an inha — ::Thud:: » 10/22/14 8:45pm Wednesday 8:45pm

Aretha Franklin Has No Time For This Interview Nonsense

Nothing will make your day like this supercut of Aretha Franklin doing local news to promote her new album. Just look at that screencap above! Even if you aren't a fan of her music, her sass, shade and general "what is this mess?" attitude will make you wish you were also a legend and could do the same. (But you'll… » 10/22/14 7:45pm Wednesday 7:45pm

'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio. » 10/21/14 9:30pm Tuesday 9:30pm

Artist Turns Catcalls Into Cringe-Inducing Cross Stitch

A great deal has been written about cat calls in the past few months. From an awful directive for women to get over it, to a woman filming her catcallers, to Jessica Williams' fantastic how-to on dealing with dudes who catcall, it seems like the discussion has reached every form of media. And now, it's infiltrated… » 10/21/14 9:00pm Tuesday 9:00pm

Concerned Parent Wants to Hire 'Cool Black Kids' For Bullied Son

A bullied child is every parent's worst nightmare, and when school meetings and disciplinary action is not enough, what's a concerned mother or father to do? Thank god there's Craigslist where, for the kingly sum of $15 an hour, anyone can find some "cool black kids" to meet their son at the 7/11. » 10/21/14 7:45pm Tuesday 7:45pm

Spanish Nurse Is Ebola-Free, Family Pet Euthanized Despite Protest

Earlier this month, we brought you the story of María Teresa Romero Ramos, the Spanish nurse who was the first person to be infected with ebola outside of Africa. Her story was especially heartbreaking because authorities chose to euthanize her dog in fear that he might spread the disease. Ramos is now disease-free.… » 10/21/14 5:10pm Tuesday 5:10pm

Woman Dumps Man Before Fancy Vacation, Man Seeks Replacement via eBay

It's the age-old plot of every rom com: Guy meets girl, guy loves girl, guy buys expensive vacation for himself and girl, girl realizes she isn't into guy and says goodbye (which is totally her right), guy can't cancel vacation, guy sells her space on eBay and asks for pics. This is it: The most romantic story of our… » 10/20/14 5:30pm Monday 5:30pm