Bud Light Responds to 'Mom Interview' Ad With Inane 'Dad Interview' Ad

Brace yourselves, parodies of that viral "being a mom is the hardest job in the world and we want to sell greeting cards in the most disingenuous way possible" American Greetings ad are coming. Bud Light (AKA the best drink in the world) has already created a response to the original video, selling viewers on another… » 4/19/14 12:37pm 25 minutes ago

Man Sues Ex Over Her Obsession With Snoopy Plush Toy

No relationship is perfect. All of us have our quirks (for instance, I can't eat a burrito unless I have found the perfect show to watch on TV) and, for the most part, our partners have to learn to accept our special ways of doing things in the same way we have to accept theirs (my partner eats pizza with a fork like… » 4/13/14 3:00pm Sunday 3:00pm

Here's Behind-the-Scenes Footage of 'Let It Go' Sung in 25 Languages

Move over, Idina Menzel! I know that almost every weekend I promise that we are done with Frozen forever, but I keep not being able to let it go (sorry). And this behind-the-scenes video featuring every actress who sang the relentlessly catchy tune around the globe isn't helping me stop singing the song loudly and… » 4/12/14 6:00pm 4/12/14 6:00pm

Man Gets Jump Rope Stuck in His Penis (No, You Read That Right)

I took health class in the late 90s, and there are many things that I have forgotten (like the video we had to watch about what STDs look like). I will never forget, however, the question box our teacher put on her desk to give us the opportunity to ask anonymous questions that would be shared with the class. One… » 4/12/14 5:20pm 4/12/14 5:20pm

Babies Excited to See Their Dads Will Make Your Afternoon

At the risk of turning this blog into your Facebook Newsfeed (and I promise you I will only post 1-345 photos of my future children to my wall per week!), here's a video of babies overcome with excitement at seeing their dads. Goddamnit it, babies, every time I complain about you, you go and do something adorable.… » 4/12/14 4:17pm 4/12/14 4:17pm

14-Year-Old Forced Into Marriage Kills Husband More Than Twice Her Age

When Nigerian 14-year-old Wasila Umaru was forced into a marriage with a 35-year-old man, she was terrified and didn't know what to do. In this state of emergency she did the only thing she could think of: she poisoned her husband in the hopes that she would not have to share her body or her life with him, a man whom… » 4/12/14 3:30pm 4/12/14 3:30pm

Watch This 8-Year-Old Sing Nancy Sinatra Better Than Nancy Sinatra

You may remember Angelina Jordan from her previous outings on Norway's Got Talent. She's performed "Gloomy Sunday" (not better than Billie Holiday; no one's better than Billie Holiday)), she's nailed "Fly Me to the Moon," and now she's back to tug at your heartstrings with her version of Nancy Sinatra's "Bang Bang (My Baby… » 4/12/14 2:06pm 4/12/14 2:06pm

Kitchen Nightmares Returns to Amy's Baking Company, Yelling Ensues

If you watch Kitchen Nightmares, you're probably wondering what's become of Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, owners of Amy's Baking Company and full-time tip hoarders and cat people (Amy, you may remember, speaks feline fluently). Well, wonder no more; Kitchen Nightmares has returned to Scottsdale, Arizona to get an update on… » 4/12/14 12:57pm 4/12/14 12:57pm

Burglars Butt-Dial 911 in the Middle Of a Robbery

Butt dialing, it happens to everyone. Sometimes you're on the receiving end (I once listened to my cousin try to pick up some "fly honeys" at a bar) and sometimes you're on the giving end. No matter how you slice it, it's always an awkward situation. And it was particularly awkward for two men who tried to rob an auto… » 4/12/14 12:26pm 4/12/14 12:26pm

This Quiz Will Answer Life's Most Important Question

Do you have a musical theater past? Have you ever found yourself humming the tiny snippets of catchy melodies from Into The Woods? Have you ever found yourself telling someone you're always sorry and always grateful (and sometimes both at the same time)? Have you ever thrown a book across a room while dramatically… » 3/29/14 7:30pm 3/29/14 7:30pm

American Airlines Worker Leaves Offensive Note On Passengers' Luggage

James Moehle and Angela Huckaby were flying home to Houston when their bag was misplaced. That sucks. I once had to wear a robe for two days because my luggage got lost and I refused to put on a Hawaiian shirt if my life depended on it. (PSA: Wearing a robe for two days is wonderful and I suggest everyone try it.)… » 3/29/14 6:40pm 3/29/14 6:40pm