'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio. » 10/21/14 9:30pm Yesterday 9:30pm

Artist Turns Catcalls Into Cringe-Inducing Cross Stitch

A great deal has been written about cat calls in the past few months. From an awful directive for women to get over it, to a woman filming her catcallers, to Jessica Williams' fantastic how-to on dealing with dudes who catcall, it seems like the discussion has reached every form of media. And now, it's infiltrated… » 10/21/14 9:00pm Yesterday 9:00pm

Concerned Parent Wants to Hire 'Cool Black Kids' For Bullied Son

A bullied child is every parent's worst nightmare, and when school meetings and disciplinary action is not enough, what's a concerned mother or father to do? Thank god there's Craigslist where, for the kingly sum of $15 an hour, anyone can find some "cool black kids" to meet their son at the 7/11. » 10/21/14 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Spanish Nurse Is Ebola-Free, Family Pet Euthanized Despite Protest

Earlier this month, we brought you the story of María Teresa Romero Ramos, the Spanish nurse who was the first person to be infected with ebola outside of Africa. Her story was especially heartbreaking because authorities chose to euthanize her dog in fear that he might spread the disease. Ramos is now disease-free.… » 10/21/14 5:10pm Yesterday 5:10pm

Woman Dumps Man Before Fancy Vacation, Man Seeks Replacement via eBay

It's the age-old plot of every rom com: Guy meets girl, guy loves girl, guy buys expensive vacation for himself and girl, girl realizes she isn't into guy and says goodbye (which is totally her right), guy can't cancel vacation, guy sells her space on eBay and asks for pics. This is it: The most romantic story of our… » 10/20/14 5:30pm Monday 5:30pm

World's First Opera Cat Sings, Has Furriest Paws Ever (More Important)

Remember when I said nothing good ever comes from clowns? Well, that was before I had met Meowciano Paw-varotti, an opera cat so skilled and refined, you'd swear you were seeing one of the three tenors on your screen. Listen to his rendition of [important piece of music] from Paw-gliacci and be amazed. » 10/16/14 8:45pm Thursday 8:45pm

Christy Mack Posts Recovery Photos, Is Called a Dick-Sucking Whore

Christy Mack, who was brutally beaten by former boyfriend War Machine when he found "his property" with another man, is in the process of recovering from her ordeal. Recently, she posted some photos showing her physical progress, and a group of people on the MMA Underground internet forums celebrated the occasion by… » 10/16/14 6:50pm 10/16/14 6:50pm

The Case Against John Grisham's Child Porn-Watching Friend

John Grisham, the man who rocked the world with his revelation that American prisons are literally bursting at the seams with incarcerated white men in the mid-60s who watched child porn just that once, has apologized. And the internet has found his child porn-watching buddy. » 10/16/14 4:50pm 10/16/14 4:50pm

Pastor Has Sex with Congregants, Lies About AIDS, Refuses to Step Down

Juan McFarland is a Montgomery, Alabama pastor with a horrible track record: He's admitted to sleeping with congregant while not disclosing the fact that he has AIDS, has mishandled church funds and used drugs. He refuses to step down, despite the fact that church officials have voted 80-2 to have him ousted. » 10/14/14 11:45pm 10/14/14 11:45pm